*NEWFLASH* for the Whole Family

A long-time listener phoned the station today with a clever idea to
prevent terrorism in the United States:

          We really need to place a ban on all foul-smelling foods
           on American airplanes! said the caller. Oh, you know what i mean…
           foods like hummus and curry and baba ganoush.

Good thinking, lady. No one’s ever going to crack that code.
Tune in next week to Racist Radio when we will discuss
how fried chicken is moving into the neighborhood,
how bean burritos are taking all the good jobs, &
how matzo ball soup controls the media.

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