Burning Man is sometimes known as the Slut Olympics.
‘Twentysomethings’ are little more than the actualization of the dreams of past ‘twentysomethings’.
George Orwell coined the phrase ‘Cold War’ in 1945, in an essay.
Many people believe that one’s facial direction really takes off beyond one’s control around age 17, although this can sometimes occur a great deal later.
A group of people in the Czech Republic has formed an organization that sets elaborate obstacles for and unique challenges involving masturbation.
The group calls themselves Masturbation and its Discontents: ‘MAID’ for short.
At a diplomatic meeting today John Kerry refused requests to take questions in French.
There are speculations that he may have forgotten how.
The opposite of an entrepreneur is an anti-peneur. Not the kind of person we can expect to hear from very often.
The first person to gain public recognition from MAID was a man from the English chapter who successfully masturbated while reciting John Milton’s poem ‘Il Penseroso’.
He achieved climax during the line ‘While the bee with honied thigh’.
During the 1950s especially, the resort known as Acapulco has long been frequented by Hollywood movie stars, who needed to fly under the radar a while. The resort has long been considered safe from Mexican crime and corruption. Until yesterday morning.
It is better to mull over knotty problems at one’s desk than to do nothing at the beach, according to studies.
The underground cult MAID gained universal traction after a racecar driver died attempting to masturbate during a race.
Silicon Valley may be the most influential template for today’s youth, especially when it comes to the ‘youthful fortitude of their moral compass’.
It is believed that the racecar driver achieved climax moments before his death.
After the racecar incident, MAID’s group skydiving challenge was duly canceled, presumably due to the recent casualties that the organization has suffered.
A Sparkleponie is the term for somebody at Burning Man who has very little to offer in the way of basic survival skills, but makes up for it by being naked pretty much all the time.
A stone beneath one’s feet is not a valid object of observation. Or is it?
Here are some books I stole today from the ‘Friends of the Library Bookstore’:
Hay Fever by Noel Coward
The Real Thing by Tom Stoppard
The Real Inspector Hound by Tom Stoppard
The Boom Boom Room by David Rabe
Laughing Wild & Two Other Plays by Christopher Durang
There may be one or two others, which I can’t remember now.*
When I went back to buy a book that I saw in the window the woman behind the counter offered to hold my bag, the one with all the other stolen books inside of it.
The word humble comes from the Latin word humilis, meaning small, low, or close to the earth.
The price tag was missing on the book I wanted, so the woman behind the counter charged me $1. It was a rare First Edition of The Lover by Marguerite Duras.*
Tomorrow I hope to return to this bookshop, allowing myself more than five minutes of shopping time.
I wonder if I am supposed to be embarrassed to be alive.
~June whatever, evening
*All book titles have been changed for the purposes and glibness of this poem.
*This particular edition of The Lover by Marguerite Duras sells for upwards of $100 on Abebooks.
*No books mentioned in this poem were abused or mistreated, without their express content.