$ Bunny Horns $

Playboy has officially launched its first ever all-Israeli line of male supermodels. Break out the bunny horns, reads one news headline. TURN-ONS are expected to include:

‘Shiksas with uzis, an inordinate fear of their own mothers, and negotiating for more turn-ons’.

I feel I have to ask, I don’t know how it’s taken me so many centuries to do it, what kind of money will these models make at the expense of so much pleasure?