Directions for Use

Human being. All-purpose. Keep in a cool, dry place. Do not freeze. Do not shake before opening. Do not bend or fold. Press gently. Wear gloves when handling. Let sit as needed. Do not puncture or incinerate. Caution: contents under pressure! May explode if heated. Flammable. Do not smoke while in use. Hold upright. Keep out of reach of children. Use only in a well-ventilated area. In case of contact, rinse immediately. First aid: provide plenty of fresh air. Agitate thoroughly. Keep warm. Fragile. Perishable.

-Gaetan Brulotte, translated from the French

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